Monday, September 24, 2012

Don Draper on Taxes

Earlier this week, the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences handed out their 64th Primetime Emmy Awards. Showtime's political drama "Homeland" was the big winner — stars Damian Lewis and Clare Danes won Best Actor and Best Actress, and the series itself won Best Drama. AMC's period drama "Mad Men" was the big loser, failing to win the Best Drama award after four previous victories. And Mad Men's brooding star Jon Hamm lost again for Best Actor, for the fifth year in a row.
Hamm's character, Don Draper, is an advertising genius who creates campaigns for clients as diverse as Lucky Strike cigarettes, Mohawk Airlines, Menkens Department Store, and Utz potato chips. Don uses all sorts of psychological triggers to promote his clients' products. But one trigger he he hasn't used — at least, not yet — is everyone's dislike of paying taxes. So, as Hamm leaves the Emmys empty-handed again, we had to ask: which real-world advertisers have used taxes to promote their products?
"You must pay taxes. But there's no law that says you've gotta leave a tip."
Morgan Stanley"You’d be surprised at the frivolous things people spend their money on. Taxes, for example."
Nuveen Investments (tax-free bond funds)"Cheerios can lower cholesterol 4% in 6 weeks. To appreciate that number, give the IRS an extra 4%."
General Mills"There is an inherent hypocrisy in increasing taxes on consumers to discourage smoking, while simultaneously relying on that revenue to fund the increasing cost of children’s healthcare."
Lorillard Tobacco"The Higher the Tax Bracket, the Better the View."
Florida Real Estate Developer"Nowhere on any tax form does it say you can’t be crafty."
Nuveen Investments
It's certainly no surprise seeing financial firms like Morgan Stanley and Nuveen Investments in this list. But cigarette makers and luxury homebuilders are a bit of a surprise. And if the makers of Cheerios can advertise "against" taxes, well, anyone can!At our firm, we've known all along what these advertisers have discovered, too: you don't want to pay any more tax than you have to. That's why we focus on planning to pay less tax, legally. That's the kind of "can't miss" campaign that ought to finally win Don Draper an Emmy!

Monday, September 17, 2012

Turns Out Crime DOES Pay


Back when you were a little kid, Mom and Dad warned you that crime doesn't pay. (They also told you it was the tooth fairy leaving that money under your pillow.) But it turns out that crime does pay — at least for one felon-turned-whistleblower.
Bradley Birkenfeld grew up in suburban Boston before moving to Switzerland to pursue a career in banking. In 2001, he started work at Switzerland's biggest bank, UBS. His job was to solicit American depositors, 90% of whom he said were trying to evade taxes. His main duties included schmoozing clients at UBS-sponsored events like yacht races in Newport or the Art Basel festival in Miami Beach. But he also helped clients create shell companies to hide ownership of their accounts, shredded documents recording transactions in their accounts, and once even smuggled a pair of diamonds through U.S. Customs in a tube of toothpaste. (Doesn't everyone carry their diamonds in their toothpaste?)
By 2005, Birkenfeld reports, he suffered a crippling attack of conscience. He approached his superiors at the bank to complain about "unfair and deceptive" business practices. When those complaints went nowhere, he took his story to the U.S. government. He originally sought immunity for his own role in any crimes, but wound up pleading guilty to a single count of conspiracy to defraud the United States. He spent 2½ years in prison before moving to a halfway house, and he's scheduled to be released for good on November 29.
Now Birkenfeld is getting ready to "re-enter society." But he leaves the Big House with parting gifts that most felons don't enjoy. He'll have $104 million dollars waiting for him, courtesy of none other than — you guessed it — the IRS! That works out to $4,600 for every hour he spent behind bars. Of course, Birkenfeld doesn't get to keep all those millions. His lawyers get a cut, and the rest is fully taxable. But some of you reading these words might consider taking the same deal for yourself!
Birkenfeld wasn't the first guy to tell the IRS that rich Americans were using Swiss banks to cheat on their taxes. But he was the first to document it so devastatingly, and he was the first to offer evidence that the bank itself encouraged illegal behavior. The IRS said, "While the IRS was aware of tax compliance issues related to secret bank accounts in Switzerland and elsewhere, the information provided by the whistleblower formed the basis for unprecedented actions against UBS.”
How much was Birkenfeld's help worth? Well, UBS itself paid $780 million in fines and ratted out their 4,700 biggest American clients. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Nearly 35,000 Americans have taken advantage of special IRS amnesty programs and have collectively paid more than $5 billion in back taxes. And Birkenfeld's bars-to-riches story, which included an appearance on 60 Minutes, has spurred a gold rush of whistleblower claims. In some cases, enterprising hedge funds have actually "invested" in those claims, paying whistleblowers up front in exchange for a share of any future awards.
The irony here is that none of the cheaters who sent their money on an alpine vacation had to cheat to pay less tax. They just needed to plan to take advantage of perfectly legal concepts and strategies. We give you the plan you need to pay less tax, legally, so you can spend your time in Switzerland visiting chocolate factories and cuckoo clocks — not your hidden bank accounts!

Monday, September 10, 2012

Gentlemen Prefer Tax-Free

Fifty years after her mysterious death, Marilyn Monroe's image remains as profitable as ever. In 1999, the dress she wore to sing "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" to John F. Kennedy sold at auction for $1.26 million. Forbes magazine lists her as #3 on their "Top-Earning Dead Celebrities" list (topped only by Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley). And In 2009, a Japanese man paid $4.6 million for the crypt directly above hers at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery in Los Angeles. (Some people really do have too much money.) Now Marilyn is in the news again, this time for the financial consequences of her tax planning. If Hollywood made the story into a movie, nobody would believe it.
When Marilyn died in 1962, she left $40,000 to her secretary, 25% of her estate to her psychiatrist, and the remaining 75% of her estate, including the "residuary," to her friend and acting coach, Lee Strasberg. The estate sat in probate for 41 years before finally settling, with the bulk of the assets eventually passing to an entity called Monroe, LLC, a Delaware limited liability company managed by Strasberg's widow. (It might be worth mentioning here that Alexander the Great took just ten years to conquer the entire civilized world.) Marilyn died at her home in California. However, she executed her Last Will and Testament in New York — where she owned an apartment at 444 E. 57th Street — and named a New York attorney, Aaron Frosch, as her executor. Frosch consistently treated Marilyn as a New York resident in order to avoid California estate taxes. And it worked — her estate paid just $777.63 in inheritance taxes there. Fast forward to 2005. That year, the new LLC set up to manage the estate's assets sued the heirs of several photographers who had taken pictures of Marilyn while she was still alive, heirs who were licensing those images for commercial use. Marilyn's estate argued that this violated her "right of publicity," which included their rights to control the commercial use of Marilyn's name, her image, her likeness, and other aspects of her identity. The heirs, in turn, countersued, arguing that Monroe, LLC didn't own the star's right to publicity. A district court in California declared that at the time of her death, the state didn't recognize any such right of publicity, and ruled in favor of the photographers' heirs. Just one month after that decision, California passed a law creating a posthumous right to publicity that would be transferable to Marilyn's estate. Armed with the new law, the estate's attorneys went back to court to overturn their previous decision. Not so fast, the Court said. Yes, the California law would let Marilyn's estate inherit her right to publicity, if she had been a California resident at her death. But she didn't die a California resident, she died a New York resident — and New York doesn't recognize a right to publicity. Last month, the U.S. Circuit Court for the Ninth District issued what should hopefully be the last word, just over 50 years after her death. "We conclude that because Monroe’s executors consistently represented during the probate proceedings and elsewhere that she was domiciled in New York at her death to avoid payment of California estate taxes, among other things, appellants are judicially estopped from asserting California’s posthumous right of publicity." In other words, go pound sand. Here's the lesson. Sometimes, avoiding tax shouldn't be our most important goal. Sometimes, focusing on taxes means letting the tail wag the dog. And sometimes, our job is to help you put taxes in the right perspective. In Marilyn Monroe's case, her executor made a smart decision to treat her as a New York resident, and succeeded in avoiding California tax. He certainly couldn't have foreseen the development of any right to publicity, and he can't be said to have done anything wrong. But focusing solely on taxes did cost Marilyn's estate big in the end. So call us when you've got big decisions to make — we'll help you avoid making similar mistakes!

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Players Behaving Badly

Football season is back! College teams have started already, and the pros kick off this weekend. So welcome back to the energy and excitement of game day. Enjoy the pageantry and the tailgating as the days get shorter and the air gets crisp. And don't forget the tax liens! What?!? Don't forget the tax liens . . . ? That's right, sometimes the surest hands in the game drop the ball on their taxes. We'll start our tour of NFL tax offenders with Plaxico Burress. The free-agent wide receiver, who once signed a $25 million contract with the New York Giants, owes New York state a cool $59,241 in tax. Of course, Burress is no stranger to the law — he spent nearly two years scrimmaging behind bars after accidentally shooting himself in the leg at Manhattan's glitzy Latin Quarter nightclub.
Running back Jamal Anderson played eight seasons for the Atlanta Falcons, where he earned the nickname "Dirty Bird" for his touchdown celebration dance. But the IRS will be dancing in the end zone when they collect $478,247.57 in unpaid taxes for 2007 (when he appeared on MTV's "Celebrity Rap Superstar") and $627,015.94 for 2008 (when he appeared as an analyst for ESPN). Like Burress, Anderson has also had brushes with the law — in 2012, he was arrested for drunk driving, and in 2009, he was arrested after Atlanta police reported him snorting cocaine off a toilet bowl in the Peachtree Tavern's restroom. Quarterback Ken Stabler led the Oakland Raiders to a 32-14 win over the Minneapolis Vikings in Super Bowl XI. (That was so long ago, people paid more attention to the game than the commercials!) Now it looks like he'll be playing for the IRS. Earlier this summer, a federal judge sacked Stabler for $259,851 in unpaid business and personal taxes. (Oh, and the IRS piled on for another $5,509 in penalties.) Stabler's attorney says the former passer has sold his house to help pay the debt, and will also make monthly payments out of income he earns appearing at NFL events. At least Burress, Anderson, and Stabler actually filed their returns, even though they didn't pay. Cornerback William James played for the New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Buffalo Bills, Jacksonville Jaguars, Detroit Lions, and San Francisco 49ers. Apparently he lost his W2 in one of those moves. Federal prosecutors say he earned over $9 million during his career — but failed to file returns for 2005-2009. Now he faces up to a year in prison and $100,000 in fines when he's sentenced later this month. Oops! And what about everyone's favorite former All-Pro felon, O.J. Simpson? Would you be shocked to learn that "the Juice" is fumbling his taxes, too? That's right, the IRS announced just last week that they had tackled him with liens for $15,927.89 for 2007, $105,119.71 for 2008, $49,490.27 for 2009, and $8,897.20 for 2010. Of course, taxes are probably the least of O.J.'s worries right now, considering he's got 29 years left to serve on armed robbery and kidnapping charges. And he still owes murder victim Ron Goldman's family $33 million in civil damages! There's not really a specific tax-planning lesson here — we just hope you're paying more attention to the game than these guys are! Either way, you can trust us to keep an eye downfield for you, and help you stay out of those IRS tackles!